Nov 20, 2018
This movie is a tiny pinprick of light in the all-consuming night of terrors that is Nicolas Cage's mid-to-late 2000s career. I'm so thankful for it that it just happened to be late and become our Thanksgiving show.
Oct 16, 2018
As he is the star that guides our faith and our holy path through this torrid universe, Nicolas Cage is the sole bright spot in this cynical turd of a superhero movie.
Oct 2, 2018
This movie is great, Nicolas Cage is great, but the title is undeniably piss. Piss that Nic Cage's character most certainly unleashed onto an unsuspecting prostitute.
Sep 18, 2018
Gerbils, guinea pigs, and star moles, oh my! We're talking about a movie where Nicolas Cage has no right to be doing this good a performance, especially as compared to literally everyone else snoozing through this movie.