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Trapped in the Cage with Nicolas Cage

Dec 5, 2017

Man, who'd have thought that John Woo could make a war movie this BORING?


Nov 21, 2017

This picture is even more of a slog than The Family Man because there's no one as odious as Brett Ratner involved in Captain Corelli's Mandolin, aside from it being a Weinstein-era Miramax production. It's just a dull, dull movie where no one making it looks like they're having fun, even when they're supposed to be...


Nov 7, 2017

Welcome to our Christmas special...in November. The Family Man is so dull that the best we could do is try and pivot into a holiday special halfway through, but indeed we cared about as little for the magic of Christmas as the makers of this film did.

Fuck Brett Ratner.


Oct 31, 2017

It's a GHOULISH Trapped in the Cage Halloween spectacular this week! We team up with podcast buddies Fran Lyn and Phil Shepard of the Franimorphs podcast to talk all about one of Fran's favorite movies, Gone in 60 Seconds. Perhaps the true horror in this episode is that Alex...kinda liked the movie?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA SPOOKY...


Oct 25, 2017

Our sainted father Joel Katz joins us today, so you KNOW we got a plus-sized episode so we can fit all that Katz Men Sass. That sounds gross. Sorry, y'all. Send your complaints directly to Josh, wherever the hell he is in this exact moment. Probably on the can? That's a pretty solid assumption. We tear the lid off of...