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Trapped in the Cage with Nicolas Cage

Jun 27, 2017

Have you ever wanted to get married, but your partner has commitment issues? Did you partner pawn you off for a passionate weekend in Hawaii with James Caan? Have you ever spent two hours watching a movie where the titular event never actually happens? Well, good God, you have issues. Also, you might actually be Nicolas...


Jun 13, 2017

Hey friends, remember how we said Vampire's Kiss was the most Nicolas Cage we'd seen? Zandalee gives it a run for its money while also being just the absolute pits of a movie. Judge Reinhold with a thin mustache and a terrible Nawlins accent and Nic Cage high kicking the air in silhouette is just the tip of this iceberg...


Jun 6, 2017

You ever watch Top Gun and say, "That was great, but what it really needs is to be about 75% shittier, less than 90 minutes long, and featuring slower aircraft?" If so, Fire Birds is the movie for YOU! You wouldn't say that, though, right? It's important that I know you don't ask for things to be actively shittier for...