Jun 6, 2017
You ever watch Top Gun and say, "That was great, but what it really needs is to be about 75% shittier, less than 90 minutes long, and featuring slower aircraft?" If so, Fire Birds is the movie for YOU! You wouldn't say that, though, right? It's important that I know you don't ask for things to be actively shittier for no reason. Please tell me privately that you wouldn't do that. I don't know WHAT I'd do with myself if you didn't.
Anyway, Nic Cage stars alongside Tommy Lee Jones and Sean Young in the most tepid, turgid movie you're likely to see that's this short.